Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better
found a children’s book about butts today
one of them has a slap mark
you can never start too early I suppose
have people on this website forgotten that spanking isn’t always an erotic act
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
Calm down, Peeta
I love “Be Our Guest” because it’s basically a whole gigantic music number saying “Aw you’re sad? It’s okay. Food exists. Eat everything. Eat until the feelings go away.”
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"